
10. Sometimes I go out in public wearing my pajamas
9. I actually like hanging out with my mom and dad
8. I nap after breakfast...and lunch...and sometimes dinner
7. My mom and dad pick out my clothes
6. I always pee in the tub
5. I go days without bathing
4. I like to drink warm milk before bed (and during the day, too)
3. I poop my pants quite often...occasionally in public
2. I enjoy a good cry every once in awhile. Who says boys aren't sensitive?
1. I'm not really bald, I just shave my head for the "newborn" look


