10. Sometimes I go out in public wearing my pajamas
9. I actually like hanging out with my mom and dad
8. I nap after breakfast...and lunch...and sometimes dinner
7. My mom and dad pick out my clothes
6. I always pee in the tub
5. I go days without bathing
4. I like to drink warm milk before bed (and during the day, too)
3. I poop my pants quite often...occasionally in public
2. I enjoy a good cry every once in awhile. Who says boys aren't sensitive?
1. I'm not really bald, I just shave my head for the "newborn" look
Funny. Many are true of all babies.
ReplyDeleteYou are right Bryce, we are glad you fond it entertaining.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, what choice does he have for #9? :) And Bryce, many are also true of many adults.
ReplyDeleteBryce makes an excellent point, I hear #8 is true of Lis.
ReplyDeleteP.S. I still owe you $3.75
actually to be more fair, he has no choice for numbers #9, like Mantis said, and #7.
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